The following article was published in
"Stock Car Racing"
December 1982.
I had Hoop autograph it for me.
The most incredible character I ever
met was:
Hoop Schaible
by John Snyder
SMACK IN THE MIDDLE of an unbelievably cluttered garage, hard
by the Delaware Canal in Upper Black Eddy, Pennsylvania, sits a
race-ready dirt track modified. That in itself is hardly
startling, for Upper Black Eddy is but a scant few miles from both the
Nazareth (PA) Raceway and the Flemington (NJ) Fair Speedway.
What is unique is the fact that this race car has been sitting
immobile in the exact same spot for more than ten years.
Today the dust lies
heavily on its scarred Chevy coupe body, and no doubt mice have nested
in the injector tubes, but in its prime the orange and blue #95 was
one of the more potent modifieds sliding through the turns at
Nazareth, Flemington, and the now-closed Harmony speedways. This
little coupe, the last of a line of like-numbered mud runners, belongs
to one Robert "Hoop" Schaible, a legendary character from stock car
racing's formative years.
In the Smithsonian
Institute in Washington, D.C., there is a life-sized statue of Charles
A. Lindbergh, America's premier aviator. That statue bears a
remarkable resemblance to Hoop, save perhaps for the one missing
eyebrow which gives the Upper Black Eddy's most famous racer a
distinctive appearance, not unlike Charles Bronson or Johnny Cash.
But unlike either of these steely-faced gentleman, Hoop's eyes have
always had one of those "what the hell" twinkles, a sure giveaway he's
got something off center up his sleeve.
It was, in fact, this
penchant for pranks and partying and more pranks and partying from
which the Hoop Schaible legend grew. For while Hoop was a good
journeyman racer, he wasn't the equal of his more famous
contemporaries. Al Tasnady, Jackie McLaughlin and Frankie
Schneider were the big winners then; Hoop's role was that of the
perennial runner-up. Only twice in his better than fifteen-year
modified career did he capture feature events, and but once - in 1964
when he tied Tasnady at Flemington - did he win a track championship.
But ask longtime New Jersey modified fans to name the top drivers from
the '50s and '60s and the name Hoop Schaible inevitably crops up.
On the track, especially
the old, narrow, treacherous Flemington, Hoop was a terror. "He
did a lot of blocking, a lot of using the mirror," says Tasnady, who
usually managed to get past, though there were times when even he
wasn't sure. "He used the mirror on me. He'd chop me.
He did everything to me, but I never said a word to him. I
figured that was his style of driving. I'd get him one way or
another. He'd zig and I'd zag and I'd get him. It might
take two or three laps, but I'd get him," recall the greatest dirt
track driver of the era.
And of pranks?
Well, they were many and so varied that it would be quite impossible
to list them all. I have, however, my own favorites, for you
see, Hoop was one of my boyhood heroes. Much to my parent's
consternation, I thought Hoop Schaible was the neatest guy in the
world. For one thing, he didn't work at a regular nine-to-five
job. He was a stone mason, one of the best in the area, but he
worked on his terms, and never on Saturday. For another, he
headed a band of similar characters, known to all as the "Upper Black
Eddy Gang."

Author Snyder wishes us to note the
technical detail of Hoop's
car which included aerodynamics, a mysterious hole above the
windshield, the classy cage, the tuned exhaust, the low profile
tires, the helmet and fire suit, but most mostly the professional
paint and lettering job. Hoop and his band would
party for days on end, particularly if the weekend racing activities
had been successful. And when they weren't partying, they were
scheming, thinking up the next outrageous prank. They built the
most ludicrous race cars, then tried to pass them off as modifieds.
One was a four-door green LaSalle sedan, another a Kaiser complete
with a working radio. The fans loved it; the Flemington NASCAR
officials were less enthusiastic.
I particularly remember
the night when the entire Flemington infield was enveloped in acrid
smoke from Hoop's trick-rigged Packard hearse. (He pulled the
same stunt once at Daytona during Speedweeks.) Then there was
the time the crew forgot the ramps for the tow rig and they just
rolled the car off the truck. At Harmony, Hoop chased a wild
skunk through the pits, caught it, and held it up by the tail for all
to see.
But my favorite Hoop
Schaible story - and the one still talked about today whenever folks
get together for a bench racing session - was almost his final one.
Following a run of fence
encounters, Hoop's race car was broken beyond repair. He had
nothing to drive. Nothing, that is, except his 1937 Ford coupe
road car, which by chance was painted the same bright orange and blue
as the racer. Without doing a single thing, save for rolling
down the side windows, Hoop loaded his street machine on the flatbed
tow truck and headed for Nazareth. He got by the inspectors, a
not too difficult feat at the time, and took the car out on the track.
All went well until, coming off the fourth turn, the car failed to
behave like a racer and Hoop plowed head-on into a stack of calcium
bags right in front of the main grandstand. Glass and parts flew
in all directions and a cloud of dust rose majestically from the
scene. Hoop sat dazed in what seconds before had been a licensed
road car and was now a pile of white-coated junk! Promoter Jerry
Fried could take no more. Hoop and his Upper Black Eddy gang
were permanently banned from Nazareth.
By the end of the 1960s,
modified racing had undergone dramatic changes. Cars had become
more sophisticated. The Reading contingent was about to debut
the integral chassis/roll cage modified, the prototype of today's
racer. Drivers, too, became more serious about their craft.
What was once a devil-may-care Saturday night pastime suddenly became
serous business. Some were able to make the transition; others
were not. They were left behind in the dust. Hoop was one
of these. His career as a racer had reached its peak in 1964,
the year he and Tasnady were co-champs at Flemington. From then
on he seemed less inclined to keep up with the new turns the sport was
taking. And then one Saturday night he just left the #95 in the
garage. It sits there to this day.
Looking back on it now,
in terms of today's modified racing, the era seems quaint and
innocent. Perhaps it was, but it was also a time when winning
wasn't quite as important as competing and having fun. No one
epitomized that spirit any more than Hoop Schaible. Hoop won't
we remembered as the world's greatest modified driver.
Certainly, however, he ranks as one of the all-time racing characters,
downright unforgettable. [top]
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